What is Fire Blast?
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Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
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Random Words:
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Someone who ends the majority of their sentences with an uncomfortable laugh.
From the Rick and Bubba Show.
Hi. (ha ha) Do you want to..
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A practice involving defecating into a condom and then freezing your own faeces for subsequent reinsertion.
Joanna Lumley always seems ..
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Possibly the reincarnation of Jesus. Maybe not.. who knows..
