Fire Dog

What is Fire Dog?


1.

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.

Check in:

Customer - "I need my computer fixed."

Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."

Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."

Fire Dog - "Okay."

Check out:

Customer - "Where are all my files?"

Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"

Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.

Fire Dog - "Should I care?"

See circuit city, best buy, lame, suck, computers

2.

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.

Check in:

Customer - "I need my computer fixed."

Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."

Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."

Fire Dog - "Okay."

Check out:

Customer - "Where are all my files?"

Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"

Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.

Fire Dog - "Who do you think we are, Geek Squad?"

See lame, best buy, moron, pwnd


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