Fire Fart

What is Fire Fart?


1.

Ingridients:

3 Chili Dogs

1 Six-pack of Beer

1 Bic Lighter.

Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

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2.

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".

After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.

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