Fire Island Shorts

What is Fire Island Shorts?

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

See straight, man, gay, redneck

A Patriot

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Your Mum's Pitted Clam

1. Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call - You suck - Your mum's pitted clam! -Hey how's i..

Vernered

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