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Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.
"No, trust me..
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The inability for someone to become a redneck.
Black people are unredneckable...
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When on holiday in Louisiana, you eat a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya, then take a shit on on a tattoo artist while he tattoos your grundel..