Firearm Edit Meaning

1.

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)

I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."

"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."

See victor