What is Fireblanket?
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Whilst in the act of coitus, one farts an especially warm and wet fart under the sheets. One then traps your lover under the covers. Said lover may thrash around and yell, but lo, he or she is stuck... in the FIREBLANKET.
I fire blanketed my dog, and he died!
Get me a beer ho, or you are getting fireblanketed.
Excessive fireblanketing may lead to death.
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