What is Firecock?
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A term describing the unbearable burning feeling you get when you masturbate and then take a piss immediately afterwards. Don't pretend it's never happened to you.
Dude, I drank like four cups of coffee and then I saw that tall chick in a miniskirt. Long story short, I got firecock like you wouldn't believe.
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Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
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