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After a woman swallows a mans cum, she saves it in her mouth and gives it back to him a half hour later when they are french kissing.
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A person who aspires to be Fabio Lanzoni but realises by his mid-20s its just not gonna work so gets a decent haircut.
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a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They..
