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a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
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locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship
McCain is a towel snapper
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My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
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