Fireman's Blanket

What is Fireman's Blanket?


1.

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

2.

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

See toilets, fireman, blanket, gross


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