Firewall

What is Firewall?


1.

A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)

My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night

2.

A geek's condom; Helps prevent viruses

Remember to practice safe hex and use a firewall!

See Daniel

3.

Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.

My Firewall pwnsyour face.

4.

When a man with red hair spreads his excess scrotum skin over the face of a woman.

"Chris, I want you to strap me down and firewall me"

"AHHH, You're suffocating me with your firewall!"

See redhead, scrotum, fetish, balls, fire

5.

1. a progam that protects a computer from malware and other forms of outside intrusion

2. any protective barrier between two places

My firewall needs to be updated.

See computers, virus, worm

6.

Section of aircraft especially designed to allow all engine heat and smoke to fill the cockpit.

Good thing my cessna 172 has a firewall....oh crap! the engine is on fire!

7.

Either a tool used to protect your computer from outside invaders, or a complete jackass who pretends to be a programmer in just about every language other than Visual Basic. Makes himself feel better by creating false definitions of people with a higher capacity of thinking than his own. Tends to think that Windows, despite it being the most popular Operating System in the world, is a horrible platform to dev for (as if it would matter for him).

Uses strange misspellings of words in order to seem cool, but it does the opposite.

"FireWall (Unknown@CAUniversity.Freelance.us) has left #DigitalUnderground (ooo0ooo, a FireWall just blocked your biznitch ass. What cha going to do biznitch?)"


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