What is Firewall?
1.
A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night
2.
A geek's condom; Helps prevent viruses
Remember to practice safe hex and use a firewall!
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3.
Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.
My Firewall
pwns your face.
4.
When a man with red hair spreads his excess scrotum skin over the face of a woman.
"Chris, I want you to strap me down and firewall me"
"AHHH, You're suffocating me with your firewall!"
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5.
1. a progam that protects a computer from malware and other forms of outside intrusion
2. any protective barrier between two places
My firewall needs to be updated.
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6.
Section of aircraft especially designed to allow all engine heat and smoke to fill the cockpit.
Good thing my
cessna 172 has a firewall....oh crap! the engine is on fire!
7.
Either a tool used to protect your computer from outside invaders, or a complete jackass who pretends to be a programmer in just about every language other than Visual Basic. Makes himself feel better by creating false definitions of people with a higher capacity of thinking than his own. Tends to think that Windows, despite it being the most popular Operating System in the world, is a horrible platform to dev for (as if it would matter for him).
Uses strange misspellings of words in order to seem cool, but it does the opposite.
"FireWall (Unknown@CAUniversity.Freelance.us) has left #DigitalUnderground (ooo0ooo, a FireWall just blocked your biznitch ass. What cha going to do biznitch?)"
