Firkenstocks

What is Firkenstocks?


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Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?

Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

See shoes, birkenstocks, target, wal-mart, expensive


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