Firm Titties

What is Firm Titties?

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.

Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.

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