What is First Ape?
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One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"
Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
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when one thinks they're in love;; but they're only in it for the sex.
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An innuendo for the male genetalia
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