First Ape

What is First Ape?

1.

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"

Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

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