What is First Ape?
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One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"
Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
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A very HOT guy, who is equiped with way more than just the necessities for sex!
He's A1 Thick-N-Hearty Guy hot!
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Mad man from Donegal, Ireland. Used to have curly hair like sideshow bob, now is slowly balding...
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the sweat and nastiness that is formed under the gut a over weight person
you got a gunder sauce stain on your pants
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