First Asshole

What is First Asshole?

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''

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asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!

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Lap Hammer

1. An abnormally large penis. Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous! See hammer, dick, cock hammer..

Former Love Pirate

1. used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affect..

Orimison

1. Spanish for: "a piece of shit." My boyfriend had to crash my Honda, but its okay it was an orimison anyway. What is that h..

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