What is First Gear?
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adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.
"Can you believe the
crackhead driving thathoopty snatched my parking space 'cause thosebiatch es was strolling across the lot in first gear?"
"
Dayam !! I'll never make this light with thoselosers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"
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