First Issue Edit Meaning

1. Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels. "I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."..

1. A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys ..

1. To fail in an exceedingly spectacular way. Billy, be sure not to rape the koala silly at your exam today. See screw the pooch, fuck up..