First Sargent's Time

What is First Sargent's Time?


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First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.

As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.

"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

See whacked, unfair, fucked-up


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