First Wank

What is First Wank?


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For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stoneor some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.

Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?

B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.

A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...

See masturbation, anniversary, wank, virginity, sex


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