What is First Wank?
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For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer,
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
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A punk rock poser princess who is more than willing to pick your scab and suck the blood for your acceptance.
I met this sleazy vamp tr..