What is First Wank?
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For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer,
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
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An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
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One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.
Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat..