First Wank

What is First Wank?

1.

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stoneor some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.

Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?

B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.

A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...

See masturbation, anniversary, wank, virginity, sex

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