First World Problems

What is First World Problems?

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

Jersey Tenderfoot

1. When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lo..

Knowledge Diharea

1. (noun) - what happens when you bullshit work specifically a paper at the last minute damn! i had knowledge diharea for like 20 minutes ..

Phags

1. Faggots, Queers, Cock Suckers, Pipe Fitters, Pork Smokers, etc. 2. A rusty Sheriff's badge (of the male variety) fucker That pha..

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