What is Firstard?
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Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.
Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first
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one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.
Mark is a cockferret.
That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.
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The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.
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