What is Firstard?
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Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.
Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first
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A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of..
