Firstard

What is Firstard?


1.

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First

Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

See firstard, /b/tard, retarded, first, dumb


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