What is Firstard?
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Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.
Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first
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magnificant and marvelous at the same time!
Poly said, "my great friends Mel and John are simply magnarvalous!"
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when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.
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