Firster

What is Firster?


1.

The protector of drunken idiots who start fights with people they can't take.

Adam was calling everyone a faggot last night, and he almost needed a firster.

The firster kept Brian from getting his ass beat last night after he greeted everyone with an abrupt choking.

See first, last, fist, fink, one

2.

first.er first-er -noun 1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

1. First!

- firster

2. Somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherfuckers!

- thetylerw

See first, firster, firsting, fisting

3.

A name describing the state of being first.

If your not Firster, your last.

See firster, last, state, name


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