First-hand Experience Edit Meaning

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When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.