What is Firstmas?
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The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.
I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.
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A real deadly song by The Tragically Hip, or a cap worn by pilots who completed 50 missions.
my fifty mission cap,
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