Firstmas

What is Firstmas?

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The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.

I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.

See holiday, jesusland, skank, welfare, mullett
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