Firstposter

What is Firstposter?

Individuals whose sole motivation in life is to get that first forum/thread/news post - often typified by the words "1st" or "First" without more.

Thread: Pig found giving birth to man-child.

1. 1st

2. ./reply to 1. stfu n00b.

3. why doesn't somebody ban anonymous posters.

Unsa Unsa

1. A throaty sound that imitates the heavy bass pounding that one would hear at a dance club or a strip joint, sometimes used along with su..

Carwreck Jerky

1. A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face. Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerk..

Discombuberated

1. 1: to tear apart in a violent manner. 2: to be fucked up beyond recognition. I Discombuberated jenny by giving her a Cleveland steam..

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