Firstposter

What is Firstposter?

Individuals whose sole motivation in life is to get that first forum/thread/news post - often typified by the words "1st" or "First" without more.

Thread: Pig found giving birth to man-child.

1. 1st

2. ./reply to 1. stfu n00b.

3. why doesn't somebody ban anonymous posters.

Uncle Two Beers

1. An Uncle who offers to buy beers for a family barbecue/party/ or get together and only shows up with 2 of the crappiest brands beers in ..

Ahearn

1. A short, scrawny, annoying, little, bitchboy who likes to suck the penis. that guy is an ahearn. See ahearn, chode, dick, ass munch..

Florida Or Germany

1. it's actually called germany or florida it's a game invented by lovelineco-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with ..

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