Firstposter

What is Firstposter?

Individuals whose sole motivation in life is to get that first forum/thread/news post - often typified by the words "1st" or "First" without more.

Thread: Pig found giving birth to man-child.

1. 1st

2. ./reply to 1. stfu n00b.

3. why doesn't somebody ban anonymous posters.

Totes Jelly

1. internet-derived slang for "totally jealous" person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow! person 2: Omg, totes jelly! See ..

Vapour Lock

1. When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, o..

Lombard

1. Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick "How was your date last night?" "Awful, he was a real Lombard&..

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