What is Firt?
1.
Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to.
You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a firt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!
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2.
internal fart. bubbling guts
when one has to fart but can not due to their surroundings. So one sucks it back into their stomach.
The rumbling in your stomach is not because your hungry,you're firtin.
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3.
What a gay person calls a person they secretly have sex with.
"You are such a firt"
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4.
Is a smell that is just unknown. Some says it is the smell of dirty feet and dirt, others say it is the smell of guilt.
It smells like firt in here, you smell like firt.
5.
Oh firt!
I kicked him right in the firt!
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6.
Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers
I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.
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