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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day ..
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A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amoun..
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The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.
"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"
"Sure thing Wayne! ..