Fish Mittens Edit Meaning

1.

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

See vagina, muff, pussy, dignity, cooter, cunt

2.

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?

Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!