What is Fish Mittens?
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16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.
So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?
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Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.
Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!
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