What is Fisher?
1.
a big, strong, sexy, long haired male. usually is pirate like and eats rocks for breakfast then shits out gunpowder.
damn david beckham, you are quite the fisher.
2.
a damn sexy beast etc
damn robert fisher in ottly collage is a bitch
3.
A fisher is a person, often a female, who constantly seeks out, or "fishes," for compliments. They often wish for reassurance and therefore say the opposite of what is typically blatantly obvious in order to make the person they are fishing from feel badly, and then console the person and compliment them. The fisher will say, "Really?" as if they don't already know, and then feel better about themselves. It's a silly ego-booster tactic, but can be found absolutely anywhere, and you probably have done it at some point.
Girl 1: "Karen keeps telling me how fat she is. Is she aware that she's emaciated?"
Girl 2: "She's just fishing. Next time, tell her she looks like she's packed on a few pounds."
Boy: "I have no friends."
Girl: "Aww, yes you do! You have me and Chloe and Manda and Ryan and..."
Boy: "Really? They like me?"
Girl: "Stop being such a fucking fisher."
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4.
Someone who has more chromosomes than you or i, (the 21st one to be exact) and makes extremely random noises at extremely random times, for example his toung snap.
(His toung snap/click thing is approximately 1454.8 to the 15th power decibals)
Me: Hey, Fisher
Fisher: **SNAP**
Me: Dude, you've got an extra chromosome!!
Fisher: MEOW!!!
5.
A much larger version of the Marten or Sable. This animal belongs to the weasel family, and, as such, is related to ferrets, minks, otters and wolverines. It eats squirrels, rabbits, porcupines (a favorite) and even its smaller cousin, the Marten. Have been known to kill bobcats and lynx.
Then fisher, like the badger and the wolverine, is one BADASS animal. They kill porcupines by grabbing them by the nose and flipping them over onto their back. Then they slice open their stomachs and EAT!
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6.
The art of burping and farting at the same time whilst riding a horse.
"I thought the drains had gone again but it turned out to be someone doing a Fisher."
7.
A game by which two contestants compete against each other to see who can upload the most urinal cakes into the other contestants anus.When each contestant is filled, each then consumes large amounts of Senecot laxatives. The first person to release all the cakes wins.
My ass is massive after that game of "Fisher"
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