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When one looks at porn right before bedtime.
Dammit I went to bed last night with a loaded cannon and woke up in a puddle of semen....a..
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morning wood, to the extreme
morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!
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A gentle knock on a friend who for some reason or another has pissed you off a bit.
Nicked from a line in Arnie's seminial action-..