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Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.
My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight...
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A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.
Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a..
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Slang term for a pocket on a button up shirt that covers you left nipple.
" Yo man, you got somethin' on your Nipple Pouch.&q..