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to have a shit, especially a big one.
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though..
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An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.
"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."..
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to be rich and stingy
You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.
See deep pockets, penny pinching, mingy..