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Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.
My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
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The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire"..
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An early-warning system deployed by women to indicate A) they are feeling cold or B) they are feeling horny. The skill lies in the inte..