What is Fishpotism?
1.
a command, anecdote or explanation that is irrelevant, pedantic in nature, generally self-serving, and often thoroughly ignored.
(impetus) "The latest 'Star Wars' is coming out soon."
(fishpotism) "I pushed my bosom WAY up, and this schmuck still hadn't taken notice, so I abandoned my booth at the REN-Fair and got online for Star Wars tickets. Am I really the only server who believes in polishing glassware. How about that Chewbacca... hairy huh?"