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The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at wor..
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The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.
I really needed to hear ..
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A supreme fear of dangerous flying objects known as birds - dirty, annoying creatures with feathers and (perhaps) tiny hair.
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