What is Fishy Macswell?
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A little fat security guard with a gay moustache. Drives a shitty white van and likes to go out with wrinkly drag queens. Probably the most boring man on Earth, definitely the ugliest.
Who's the repulsive fat guy with Goofy Granny?
That be Fishy MacSwell, the most boring bastard on God's Earth.
Random Words:
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An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.
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