What is Fist?
1.
to insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus
Hey Richy, please fist my anus!
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2.
A part of a human's hand that is normally only showing when the hand is clenched. It is composed of the knuckles and the first digit of the fingers.
My FIST is sailing in the general direction of all the "Sex starved, sex obsessed, apparently heterosexual, testosterone pumped, teenage males" Who can't define FIST as anything besided the jamming of hands into various orifices in a human female's body!
3.
v. To insert a fist into someone's vagina or anus, presumably, to give them pleasure.
What you do if you have a small penis.
Eg. To fist, or not to fist, That is the question.
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4.
This is when you want to let your partner know how you physically feel about them. Let me put it straight. When two fingers arent enough. As my old man once said. 'A fist in the Ass is worth two in the bush.'
Mr Fister
"Been fisten?"
"by the FISTFUL!"
mR fISTER hAD A BLISTER ON HIS SISTERS NISTER. hE ATTEMPTED TO FISTER BUT TWISTED AND MISSED HER WHILST FISTING HER FISTUL ASS INTO A FRUITFUL SLUMBER.
Compliments, The Bernhagen Brown Love Team
5.
A pseudonym for fuck, shortened from the vulgar term fist fuck which involved the insertion of a whole arm into a bodily orifice, an attempt to bring this term into mainstream usage was made by Australian Radio and Television personality Maynard F# Crabbes who often used this term back in the days when the censors in Australia still did not allow such language to be broadcast, In one extremely funny incident memorable to the submitter when hosting a childrens Word puzzle television programme Maynard declared the next letter to be "an F, F FOR FIST!" While this obviously vulgar reference passed over both the childrens and censors heads, the more mature viewers who had tuned in to see the great man were besides themselves, (those who got it anyway!)
Geoff: That Barbara is one hot mama!, man do you think I stand a chance of getting a fist?
Allan: I don't think so my friend, she is a bit more fistable than you.
Tony: I just lost my wallet!
Geoff: Oh fist me dead mate! how the bloody hell did you go an do that?
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6.
To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)
Bruce and Dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.
7.
Varitation of shaft, but used for extra emphasis in the case of an extremely large shaft. Harsh, unfair treatment. Refers to the pain of having a fist rammed up your ass.
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I got a $300 speeding ticket today. That sucks, man, what a fist.
So I got the fist when my boss caught me drinking at work.
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