Fist Fairy

What is Fist Fairy?


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A homosexual football player. They are so extreme and aggressive in their fucking gayness that they can't help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. These raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular homos. Their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and Gatorade because Gatorade is for faggots. They are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other fucking gay alpha male.

Fist Fairy: Have you seen Rob?

Dude: No. Why the hell do you want with that fist fairy anyway?

Fist Fairy: FOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! I didn't get to fist his ass last game. *Looks over at Dude's ass*

I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NERD!

See homo, homosexual, gay, faggot, flamer, foot fairy, hand fairy


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