Fist Humping

What is Fist Humping?

An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.

Joe: Look at her. She's hot.

Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.

See masturbating, jacking off, flogging the bishop

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