What is Fistianity?
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n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
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Used to describe the band Van Halen while Gary Cherone was the singer, because they were so gay.
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(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.
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