Fistivities

What is Fistivities?


1.

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

See fist, fisting, sex, masturbation, christmas, police, pigs, scum, swear, cuss

2.

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities


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