What is Fistivities?
1.
1. A period of self-pleasure,
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
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2.
A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.
I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities