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A vampire who drinks tomato juice.
Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I&apo..
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If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, ..