Fists Of Furry Edit Meaning

1. An ugly Texan/hick with down syndrome. Still plays Deer Hunter online using AOL dial-up on his 1994 Compaq PC. Hopes to some day be as..

1. A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka. Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick...

1. When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion. Did you hear that girl from high school wh..