F.i.t.s. Edit Meaning

1. n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Ast..

1. When something doesn't go your way; you f'd up a task; forgetting to drop a job. "DERN, Internet Explorer is not working..

1. A shiny white sex toy, similar to in functionality, but much more stylish than the fleshlight. Manufactured by Apple, makers of iPhone, ..