What is Fitz?
1.
A nick name for someone with the last name Fitzpatrick or Fitzgerald.
Dude Fitz was fucken baller today he hit a 3 in Nick's eye.
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2.
1. A suitable name to dipsnap to.
2. A kid who is popular because his name sounds cool if you say it loud enough.
"Fitz!"
"I'll dipsnap to that!"
"Fitz is a really cool name to say loud."
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3.
Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.
FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.
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4.
the art of coordinating clothing and accessories with name brand shoes
Jane is wearing a green shirt, green jewelry, skinny jeans with her brand new green Chucks. She think she got fitz!!!
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5.
(V) Otherwise known as pulling a Terry Tate, to tackle a coworker in a surprising manner across a row of cubicles. The tackle might be as aggressive as a flying pile-driver or as subtle as kicking another's leg out from underneath him.
Did you see him fly across the office like that? He was fitzed.
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6.
To take your workload and pass it on to an unsuspecting co-worker.
Placido, “How's it going?”
Magglio, “Well, I was having a good day until Ivan fitz’ed me with his project!”
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7.
Fitz(v)- To bungle or botch. Basicly, to fuck up.
Fitz(n)- 1) Generally, a daralict. More specificly, someone who is laking in social skills.
2) Additionally, a fitz is one who often comments on a subject while laking knowledge about said subject.
"Man, Joey Harrington really fitzed that one!"
"You have no clue what you are talking about. Stop being a fitz."
"That fitz talking to Nikki Nova just forgot his name!"
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