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1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.
2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone r..
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Someone who uses a different laundromat every time.
I wish my customers were more loyal. They all seem to be a bunch of philaunderers.
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea b..