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Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn..
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In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be ..
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Crapping In Partners Mouth....Then Recieving Oral Sex While Feces Is Still In The Oral Cavity(The Mouth)
Damn I Saw A Tijuana Mama Stic..