Five Alive

What is Five Alive?

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

---

Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

See slap, backhand, backhander, meatcuff, chris

Oysterfest

1. An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest&quo..

Uhlouis

1. Mike Uhl born and raised in Latham, NY. A man of mystery, a well known Meat Loaf Impersonator, probably one of thebest in the Albany ca..

Vagiarrhea

1. When a woman has a fistulafrom her bowelsto her vagina and ends up excreting some out of her vagina. Jane got a yeast infection because..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Five Alive Edit Meaning