Five Alive

What is Five Alive?

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

See slap, backhand, backhander, meatcuff, chris

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