Five Alive

What is Five Alive?

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

See slap, backhand, backhander, meatcuff, chris

Unbenounced

1. How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst. Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time. See unbenounced, fucktard, twit 2. withou..

Quessie

1. a girly shortening of the word "question". me: hey, can i ask a quessie? aaron: sure. :) See question, quessie, query, quer..

Gorga

1. Someone whose life is one gorgasm after another Did you here what Gorga did last night? 2. drunk bastard who will have no future beca..

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