What is Five Alive?
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Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.
Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"
Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"
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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."
Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"
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The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.
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