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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.
After a year..
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gastic upset(pain, gurgling, gas) after eating mexican food, particularly enchiladas.
"Damn, baby, that mexican food sure was good..