Five Cougars Thanks

What is Five Cougars Thanks?


1.

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:

Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)

Bartender: Yes?

Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)

(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!

See bourbon, advertising, man boobs, breasts


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